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Best 25 Whatsapp Status Messages

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1 - Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you. 2 - Life without mistakes is like, education without books. 3 - When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic. 4 - Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. 5 - That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "F*ck this shit lets work at McDonald's". 6 - The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children. 7 - Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :'). 8 - They say: Don't drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a bad@ss. 9 - They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass. 10 - You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to...